5/21/2023 0 Comments Briar u the playBriar didn’t make it to the national championship last year and that’s on me. The new semester starts Monday, our first game is next week, and I’m feeling motivated. tomorrow, but I was planning on showing up at the arena a couple hours early to work on my slapshot.Īfter last season’s disastrous end, I vowed to make hockey my top priority. A nice incentive to not consume more than one. The beer tastes like water, although maybe that’s a good thing. I curl my fingers around the red Solo cup that my friend and teammate Matt Anderson just planted in my hand. Which raises the question-if a tree falls in the forest and you can’t fuck anyone at the sorority-house party, is it still considered a party? Because of my self-imposed abstinence, I’m not allowed to touch anyone, period. You’re not allowed to touch any of these women either… My roommates are all in relationships, so I’m not allowed to touch them. Granted, there’s a helluva lot of estrogen here at the Theta Beta Nu house, but it’s the kind I’m allowed to be attracted to. Thanks to my three female roommates, it’s estrogen overload over there. I probably should have stayed at home, but these days “home” is like living on the set of a Kardashian reality show.
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